Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Too damn hot.

I went out for a run yesterday morning--totally aware of what I was in for, and completely aware that today and tomorrow would be worse--and somewhere on my last major hill, I thought to myself, "It is not possible--NOT POSSIBLE--that I will EVER have ANY need for my winter clothing ever again.  NOT EVER AGAIN."

Honestly, can you imagine VOLUNTARILY wearing any of the stuff that you likely own that COVERS your arms and legs? And feet? And HAIR? Yeah, me neither.  Why do I own any of that stuff anyway? How could it ever be useful?

I look at the sweaters on my shelf and they look like the biggest waste of space.  How could anyone who lives here have a need to be WARMER?


If someone was like "PUT ON THESE JEANS OR DIE!!!" I would respond, "WEARING JEANS WILL KILL ME ANYWAY WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE EXACTLY???"


Of course, air conditioning makes me feel so cold I kill a person sometimes.  So there's that.  Why is this so complicated?

1 comment:

Linda C said...

You are too funny! Let's face it, we can stare at our sleeveless clothes in January and wonder how on earth it will ever be warm enough to wear them again. AND, I wear my jeans year round because as you noted, AC is blasting everywhere (and I grew up during the 70s so that's what I do).