Pearl's favorite place to hide from Penny is the linen closet. She loves it here because Penny is too psyched out to jump up and between the shelves:
Pearl asked me to intervene, but what can I do? As my mom always says, you can't do something for one child and not the other ... Sorry Pearl, but I guess it's Penny's turn?
|Yeah, I know: the closet's a mess. Don't judge me. I have ONE closet for hairspray, towels, and wrapping paper.|
So Pearl has lost her last sacred, unshared spot in the house. Sorry kid: That's called "being a sister." Don't worry--you'll live. Just ask Aunt Wezwee.